It occurred to me that I haven’t much thought of my inspiration, runner Kara Goucher. And what good’s an inspiration if you don’t use it?
Jessica: Patrick wants us to get really really fat and DIE.
Kara: Hello, sport! Why no, he doesn’t want you to die, he’s just helping your body to retrain—
Jessica: Really really really fat and die--
Magical pink unicorn: Jessica, you’re a gooood person.
Kara: So, I see you’ve been doing your exercises and cooking more than you ever have in your whole life. Congratulations, champ! When you reach day 58 I’ll appear to you in a dream and show you your spirit vegetable.
Magical pink unicorn: I LOVE you!
Jessica: die, diiiiiiiie…
Magical pink unicorn: Together we will sing the praises of yam fries for ever and ever.
Things change week to week, so don't look at this "right now" moment being for the duration of 90 Days. I was a very unhappy camper the first week of the new diet. Now, I'm more "meh." I consider this a vast improvement. I even actually look forward to fruit now.
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Eat eat eat. You won't die. Probably.
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